my friends are thE WORST


literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

is it raining rn?


The Playoff mullet is alive and well in Chicago.


Hey hey here’s a new giveaway! This time there’s gonna be 5 winners!

The prizes are:

  • 7-11 Set
  • Campus Set
  • Zodiac Set
  • Flower Set
  • 10 villager pics of your choice (shown above)
  • 5 million bells
  • All Gold Tools (minus gold slingshot) + Mystery Bag + 2mil bells

*Floors, wallpapers, trees and other furniture that are not a part of the original set/prize are not included
*Message me if you’d like a list of the villager pics in order as shown

BUT here’s the catch:

  • First place gets to choose 5 different prizes
  • Second place gets to choose 4
  • Third places gets to choose 3
  • Fourth places gets to choose 2
  • Fifth place gets to choose 1 + 10 bonus hybrids of their choice

*Hybrids/flowers were not included in the above advertisement

This giveaway ends on… MAY 31st!! Yea, that seems long enough. You don’t have to be following me. Likes and reblogs count! Just make sure your ask box is open and you’re all set! Winners must respond 1 week after being contacted.

Good luuuuccckkk!!!

we should start a fund so I can buy the things I want


there’s an old man sitting next to me
making love to his tonic and gin
he says “son can you play me a memory
i’m not really sure how it goes
but it’s sad and it’s sweet and i knew it complete
when i wore a younger man’s clothes”


Yesterday, April 17th, Hockey Canada named the 20 men that will represent Team Canada at the 2014 IIHF World Championships. 


Ultimate Guide for Surviving Stanley Cup Playoffs.

Step 1: put on your jersey

Step 2: find a nice, comfortable, dark corner

Step 3: curl up in a ball in said corner

Step 4: do not move until the war is over



I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?

i have been waiting for this post my whole life